Tales of a Virgon Viper Pilot

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devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: losingsodas)

manaphy:

i feel so bad for art teachers. all the weaboos they deal with every day

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

That awkward moment when your meeting with your mothers colleagues from her workplace, when I try to be courteous by unplugging your headphones unaware that my born of osiris playlist was playing at 3rd to max volume on my phone…

the303:

OCCUPY 2FORT

the303:

OCCUPY 2FORT

littleprincessaubrey:

joquilajoestar:

The pinnacle of the human race

meow

littleprincessaubrey:

joquilajoestar:

The pinnacle of the human race

meow

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.