Tales of a Virgon Viper Pilot

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

ruinedchildhood:

Ghetto Dora the explora in the hood

An Ode To Marching Band

tacobell-cutie:

Oh,

How I love the sights, the sounds and the people.

Yet how I hate the sights, the sounds and the people.

Adjust to the form you moron.

(Source: trying-hard-not-to-weeb)

Trying to Pronounce Russian Composer’s Names

sad-life-of-a-musician:

Russian Composer

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Everyone Else

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

Choo choo

Would you happen to know what day of the week it is?

Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

I would.  it’s the day before the day after follow officialunitedstates friday

sixpenceee:

Crocodile measuring 8.6m (28ft). Shot by a hunter in Queensland, Australia in 1957.

sixpenceee:

Crocodile measuring 8.6m (28ft). Shot by a hunter in QueenslandAustralia in 1957.

officialunitedstates:

everyone, let’s pool our resources and get everyone to follow officialunitedstates.  for the good of the cause